Mother of Six
Joe was proud of his family of six children. He
frequently referred to his wife as "Mother of Six," much to her
annoyance. Finally, she cured him of his habit. At the end of a big party, Joe
called out loud enough for everyone to hear: "Ready to go, Mother of Six?"
"Any time you are," she replied, "Father
of Four."
HA! Nice one.
ReplyDeleteThe fact is, you can never know if she's a hoe.
ReplyDeleteSure you can. Paternity test.
ReplyDeleteYou can know she is a hoe. Much harder to know she's not.
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