11/13/2013

Lawn Ornament


Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop:

"Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers."

Cashier reply's:

"That'll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an apology to my wife!"

2 comments:

  1. WaterBoy3:41 PM

    Can't get an elk, Res? Maybe you're just shooting with the wrong device.

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  2. Gotta see em to shoot em.

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