tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225834912024-03-17T21:03:28.288-06:00704 Houser StreetUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1829125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-33798570115066003782020-09-18T00:00:00.000-06:002020-09-18T00:00:00.177-06:00Happy Birthday USAFHappy Birthday Airforce!<br />
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Here are the top 8 USAF MEME's:<br />
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The next sound you hear will be Waterboy kicking my backside.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-1731193099011307282020-06-14T00:00:00.000-06:002020-06-14T00:00:01.809-06:00Happy Birthday Army<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-75807787030931894092020-03-14T08:48:00.002-06:002020-03-14T08:48:38.536-06:00This is "Catchy" <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="170" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jOf1FLxpAGM" width="380"></iframe><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-6445873604595099682020-03-03T18:02:00.003-07:002020-03-03T18:14:04.083-07:00The Big DaySuper Tuesday, or "Pick the old, rich, Jew that is
least repulsive to you" Day, if you're a member of the Democratic Party.<br />
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Mike Bloomberg<br />
Net worth:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>$55.4
Billion<br />
Religion:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jewish<br />
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Bernie Sanders<br />
Net worth:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>$2
Million (estimated, he doesn't like to talk about HIS money, or how he got it)<br />
Religion:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jewish<br />
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Joe Biden<br />
Net worth:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>$15.4
Million<br />
Religion:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Catholic<br />
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Of the three Biden is the clear establishment pick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Unless you are a corrupt DC swamp creature he
doesn't excite you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sanders is the best
representative of the party's grassroots.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Love him or hate him he was robbed in Iowa and his supporters know it,
and they've only worked harder.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Bloomberg has the cash.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That's it
he has cash, and lots of it.<br />
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I know that there are theoretically other democratic
candidates.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>These three are it as far as
having a realistic chance tonight. Face it folks, Pete, "I like butt sex
and was mayor", has nothing in his resume to indicate he is ready for the
White House.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If it wasn't for his
predisposition for getting guys rocks off, he never could have had a chance to
run in the first place.<br />
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The democrats haven't run a primary race, they've run a
freak show.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We've come a long way and in
a bad direction from the days when political parties ran on substance, if they
ever did.<br />
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If you don't have talent, it helps if you have tits.</div>
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Actually that pretty much sums it up for a number of topics.</div>
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?<br />
<em>Claustrophobia!</em><br />
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Why does Santa have three gardens?<br />
<em>So he can 'ho ho ho'!</em><br />
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Why did Santa go to the doctor?<br />
<em>Because of his bad "elf"!</em><br />
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Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?<br />
<em>Because he had a low "elf" esteem!</em><br />
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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?<br />
<em>A Holly Davidson!</em><br />
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What do you call a cat in the desert?<br />
<em>Sandy Claws!</em><br />
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Who delivers presents to cats?<br />
<em>Santa Paws!</em><br />
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What do you call a dog who works for Santa?<br />
<em>Santa Paws!</em><br />
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What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?<br />
<em>Sandy Clause!</em><br />
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?<br />
<em>Santa Clues!</em><br />
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What did the sea Say to Santa?<br />
<em>Nothing! It just waved!</em><br />
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What does Santa do with fat elves?<br />
<em>He sends them to an Elf Farm!</em><br />
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?<br />
<em>A Christmas Quacker!</em><br />
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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?<br />
<em>Santa Jaws</em><br />
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What says Oh Oh Oh?<br />
<em>Santa walking backwards!</em><br />
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What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?<br />
<em>Santa going through a revolving door!</em><br />
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What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?<br />
<em>Santa laughing his head off!</em><br />
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What is Santa's favorite place to deliver presents?<br />
<em>Idaho-ho-ho!</em><br />
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Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?<br />
<em>Because it 'soots' him!</em><br />
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Who is Santa's favorite singer?<br />
<em>Elf-is Presley!</em><br />
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What do you call Santa's little helpers?<br />
<em>Subordinate clauses!</em><br />
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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?<br />
<em>The elf-abet!</em><br />
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What did Santa say to the smoker?<br />
<em>Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!</em><br />
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Where does Santa go when he's sick?<br />
<em>To the elf center!</em><br />
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?<br />
<em>Saint Nickel-less!</em><br />
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?<br />
<em>Santa Clues!</em><br />
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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?<br />
<em>Santapplause!</em><br />
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Where do elves go to dance?<br />
<em>Christmas Balls!</em><br />
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What do elves eat for breakfast?<br />
<em>Frosted Flakes!</em><br />
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What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?<br />
<em>An elfcicle!</em><br />
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What kind of cars do elves like to drive?<br />
<em>A Toy-ota!</em><br />
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Who is the king of Santa's rock and roll helpers?<br />
<em>Elfis! (Thank you, thank you very much!)</em><br />
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What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?<br />
<em>Platforms!</em><br />
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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?<br />
<em>Krisp Kringle!</em><br />
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Who is Santa Claus married to?<br />
<em>Mary Christmas!</em><br />
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How long do a reindeers legs have to be?<br />
<em>Long enough so they can touch the ground!</em><br />
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What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?<br />
<em>Horn-aments!</em><br />
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Who is the Music Elf's favorite reindeer?<br />
<em>Dancer!</em><br />
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What do elves post on Social Media?<br />
<em>Elf-ies!</em><br />
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Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?<br />
<em>Rude-olph!</em><br />
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why don't reindeer like picnics?<br />
<em>Because of all their ant-lures!</em><br />
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What do you get when you cross a deer with rain?<br />
<em>A reindeer!</em><br />
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Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?<br />
<em>Star-bucks</em><br />
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What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?<br />
<em>Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Did Rudolph go to school?<br />
<em>No. He was Elf-taught!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why did the Rudolph cross the road?<br />
<em>Because he was tied to the chicken!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?<br />
<em>Anything you want, he can't hear you!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?<br />
<em>Is it going to rain dear?!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What happened to the turkey at Christmas?<br />
<em>It got gobbled!</em><br />
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?<br />
<em>Frostbite!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do snowmen wear on their heads?<br />
<em>Ice caps!</em><br />
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How do snowmen get around?<br />
<em>They ride an icicle</em><br />
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What do snowmen eat for lunch?<br />
<em>Iceburgers or Brrrr-itos!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
When is a boat just like snow?<br />
<em>When its adrift!</em><br />
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What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?<br />
<em>Freeze a jolly good fellow!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What did one snowman say to the other?<br />
<em>I couldn't hear them, so I have snow-idea!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?<br />
<em>He was picking his nose!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
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Why is winter a snowman's favorite time of year?<br />
<em>It is when a snowman can camouflage!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Where do snowmen keep their money?<br />
<em>In a snowbank!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics?<br />
<em>A puddle!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?<br />
<em>She gave him the cold shoulder!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?<br />
<em>They always drop their needles!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do fish sing at Christmas time?<br />
<em>Christmas Corals!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?<br />
<em>Quit hanging around!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear?<br />
<em>A fur tree!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why wouldn't the cat climb the Christmas tree?<br />
<em>It was afraid of the bark.</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why didn't the rope get any Christmas presents?<br />
<em>It was knotty!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?<br />
<em>One that's deep pan, crisp and even!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?<br />
<em>A mince spy!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?<br />
<em>It's Christmas, Eve!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
How does Christmas Day end?<br />
<em>With the letter 'Y'!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
How many letters are in the angelic alphabet?<br />
<em>The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What carol is heard in the desert?<br />
<em>O camel ye faithful!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?<br />
<em>Cross Mouse Cards!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why do cats take so long to wrap presents?<br />
<em>They want them to be purr-fect!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What is the best xmas present in the world?<br />
<em>A broken drum, you just can't beat it!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?<br />
<em>Fleece Navidad!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?<br />
<em>Fleece Navidad!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
How did Scrooge with the football game?<br />
<em>The ghost of Christmas passed!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What athlete is warmest in winter?<br />
<em>A long jumper!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?<br />
<em>Tinsilitis!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What is the worst disease that you get at Christmas?<br />
<em>Excemas!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes 'ribbet ribbet'?<br />
<em>A Mistle-toad!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What's the most popular Christmas wine?<br />
<em>'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why do ghosts live in the fridge?<br />
<em>Because it's cool!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?<br />
<em>He got 25 days!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?<br />
<em>Nice gnawing you!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? <em>They keep loosing their needles!</em><br />
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?<br />
<em>A pineapple!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?<br />
<em>"I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!"</em><br />
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Where does Mistletoe go to become famous?<br />
<em>"Holly" wood!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?<br />
<em>Your teeth!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?<br />
<em>Jingle Smells!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Where would you find chili beans?<br />
<em>At the north pole!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?<br />
<em>No well, no well!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do sheep say at Christmas?<br />
<em>Wool-tide Bleatings!</em> or <em>A Merry Christmas to Ewe!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?<br />
<em>Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?<br />
<em>Mistle-toad!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Which football team did the baby Jesus support?<br />
<em>Manger-ster United!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
How did Mary & Joseph know how much Jesus weighted when he was born?<br />
<em>There was a weight in a manger!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What do you call a three legged donkey?<br />
<em>A wonky donkey!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
What's the name of the one horse in "Jingle Bells"?<br />
<em>Bob. (Bells on Bob's tail ring!)</em><br />
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What is the most competitive season?<br />
<em>Win-ter!</em><br />
<em><br /></em>
Children: This turkey tastes like an old sofa!<br />
Mom: Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-18071533155519271392019-12-18T00:00:00.000-07:002019-12-18T00:00:04.242-07:00You Know You're In Trouble When...<span>Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.<br />
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Your suggestion box starts ticking.<br />
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You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.<br />
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The simple instructions enclosed aren't.<br />
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People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.<br />
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The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.<br />
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Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the District Attorney is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.</span><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-79867864915119850352019-12-17T00:00:00.000-07:002019-12-17T00:00:09.332-07:00The 12 Memes of Christmas # 5<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-1281651251451920822019-12-16T00:00:00.000-07:002019-12-16T00:00:02.304-07:00The 12 Memes of Christmas # 4<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-19598441473680312512019-12-14T00:00:00.000-07:002019-12-14T00:00:00.389-07:00The 12 Memes of Christmas # 2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-29561574962397891272019-12-12T00:00:00.000-07:002019-12-12T00:00:24.507-07:00The 12 Memes of Christmas # 1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-65060412126121975332019-12-11T00:00:00.000-07:002019-12-11T00:00:07.195-07:00Civil Servant<span>A civil servant is badly hurt, after falling down the stairs at city hall.<br />
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He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.<br />
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Finally, an eye opens and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad
news and I have good news. First of all, you'll never be able to work
again."<br />
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"Okay," muttered the injured bureaucrat. "What's the bad news?"</span><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583491.post-40917258901923678102019-12-04T00:00:00.000-07:002019-12-04T00:00:02.026-07:00Holding A Job<div style="font-size: 14px; padding: 0px font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">
A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job.</div>
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After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo.</div>
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When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.</div>
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Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open.</div>
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"Where are the tortoises?" he asked.</div>
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"I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whoosh, they were gone!"</div>
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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.<br />
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When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" she replied, "A can of peaches."<br />
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The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.<br />
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The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Six."<br />
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The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."<br />
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Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.<br />
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He said, "What is it?"<br />
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The husband replied, "She also stole a can of peas."<br />
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