See Girls

See girls, its not that hard to get married and keep him.  Just follow this bit of advice:

Slate--The best way to bag a husband is to detox from feminism, “return to femininity,” tune out your mom and friends, stay away from pop culture, don’t shack up without a ring, “marry the accountant, not the artist.” And once you do find a man: Be sweet, give him lots of sex, and don’t talk too much.
 

If you realy want to set yourself apart, do stuff he likes with him, stay at home, cook, and remember a blow job a day keeps temptation at bay.