Punny Thoughts

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

 

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

 

The primary responsibility for a child's education is apparent.

 

For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.

 

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a line.

 

Her company distributes gift-boxed cashews, and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.