BJW - It's Time to Get Out of College When...

- You know the pizza boy by name.

- You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

- You live for getting mail (e-mail included).

- Prank phone calls become funny again.

- Wal-Mart is the coolest store.

- World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.

- You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.

- Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

- Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.

- You find out milk crates have so many uses.

- The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).