BJW - Puns

You can't run through a campground.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

“When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.”


It's so quiet you can hear a pun drop.


Vaporizers: Some people haven't the foggiest idea how to use them.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded...

but it was only on paper view.

Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?

His name was Tim.

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