All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

9/20/2017

Drunk Driving Joke

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”


“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”


“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”


“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

9/06/2017

BJW - Awkward?

That awkward moment when…
you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction..

That awkward moment when…
someone tells you to stop clicking your pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it

That awkward moment when…
somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know which eye to look at.

That awkward moment when…
the guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.

That awkward moment when…
someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

That awkward moment when…
you wave to someone and it turns out they were waving to the person behind you.

That awkward moment when…
someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…

That awkward moment when…
The your chair makes a farting noise & no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again.

That awkward moment when…
you change your Facebook status to ”single” and your ex ‘Likes’ it.

That awkward moment when…
your teacher is helping someone with their work, and her ass is in your face

That awkward moment when…
you go to a friends yard sale .. and you see the gift you got them for their birthday is for sale!

That awkward moment when…
the someone says ”you two should go out!”

That awkward moment when…
Your at a friends house and thier dog won’t stop sniffing your crotch.

That awkward moment when…
you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn’t your Mom.

That awkward moment when…
The awkward moment when you attempt to tickle someone’s armpit and end up feeling the moist on your fingers.

That awkward moment when…
that awkward feeling when you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet after using it, then take a deep breath and decide well I got to get it now.

That awkward moment when…
two people start a conversation on your facebook status.

That awkward moment when…
you’re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you’re so hilarious.

That awkward moment when…
When you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

That awkward moment when…
you realize you used the status bar instead of the search bar!

That awkward moment when…
you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious!

That awkward moment when…
when you tell a joke and nobody laughs then a few seconds later they all get it…

That awkward moment when…
someone asks you whats wrong and they are the problem

That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the WHOLE time.

That awkward moment when…
you get hung up on and you continue the conversation alone to attempt to fool the other people in the room..

That awkward moment when…
you do a math problem, and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

That awkward moment when…
you are in the grocery store and someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move.

That awkward moment when…
…that awkward moment after you call your girlfriend the wrong name.

That awkward moment when…
you think you wrote a great status and then nobody likes it…..

That awkward moment when…
you hold the door for someone and you’re left standing there for an eternity because they move at a turtle’s pace.
That awkward moment when…
U look in a car window to fix ur hair.. after standing there for 5 minutes… you see someone in the car…

That awkward moment when…
you struggle to open the door at the Gym

That awkward moment when…
your trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water came out

That awkward moment when…
the weirdest kid in school is in a relationship and you’re still single.

That awkward moment when…
you mistakenly thought that a stranger from across the room was trying to get your attention and you pointed to yourself and mouthed the word “Meee?”

That awkward moment when…
a guys t*ts are bigger than yours

That awkward moment when…
an ugly person says “I need my beauty sleep” when they really need to hibernate…

That awkward moment when…
you’re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.

That awkward moment when…
you accidently send a flirty message to your girlfriend when it was supposed to go to another girl

That awkward moment when…
Adele finds someone like you

That awkward moment when…
you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

8/27/2017

Sweet Home Alabama

The kids are doing all right in Alabama these days.

Alabama HS students want classroom LGBT flag removed, compare it to Confederate flag

“The following signers of this petition ask that the Pride Flag flown in Mrs. Yeager’s classroom be removed as we strongly feel that it creates a hostile and provocative learning environment for students not comfortable to openly supporting the LGBTQ+ community in a public school where students come from diverse political and religious backgrounds,” the petition reads.

“Furthermore, we believe it is unprofessional and distracting for a teacher to be so openly displaying their political views in an unbiased and socially neutral public setting.”
The New York Post reports the pride flag was hung up two weeks ago as part of a school fair.

The students’ petition asks school principal Shannon Pignato to “consider the uproar and chaos that would ensue were a teacher to hang for example a Confederate, Christian, or Heterosexual Flag in their classroom.

The Looney left's response is typical:
“In the real world, to suggest individuals be isolated from differing political views is an absurdity. To be made uncomfortable by opinions differing to your own is to function as a modern human. Attempting to insulate a student from political discourse would be an insult to their intelligence,” it continues.
At America's so called institutes of higher learning, they have instituted "safe spaces".  The students went to go and pet puppies, do coloring books and meditate because... Why is it the left needs trigger warnings anyway?  Oh yeah, the mean conservatives (formerly known as Americans) generate feel bad.  At other colleges they forced out conservative speakers who were scheduled to present their ideas to audiences who were not required to attend.  The cry "no free speech for fascists" was shouted as the enlightened left swung chains and base ball bats at the evil Americans.  The police were ordered to stand down.  All in the name of free speech.

Liberal thy name is hypocrite.


8/26/2017

Is The Pope Catholic?

Catholic school removes Jesus statues to be 'more inclusive'
167-year-old California institution fears 'alienating' students

The article explains why the school removed various statues, changed the school colors and uniforms.  They were afraid that kids from "some other religion" might not  feel as included in the school environment.  The school was afraid that they were creating a feeling that "it could be alienating" for some students.  The author of the article forgot to say what "other religion" might have a case of the feel bads over being in a school with statues of Mary and Jesus and whomever else.

If Catholics stop engaging in practices that are traditionally Catholic, like the sacraments mentioned in the article, are they still Catholic?  They are not.  They may be something else.  The thing they are not is Catholic.

Parents send their kids to private schools for a variety of reasons.  It's not uncommon for parents who do not share the religious beliefs of a particular denomination to send their kids to a school simply for academics.  The Jews, Hindus, Buddhists and probably Protestants  (you can always ignore the WASPs and get away with it) who sent their kids to catholic school knew darn well that it was catholic school and they were more than willing to accept that fact when they wrote the check and sent the kid.  YES!  That's even true for the Muslims who decide to send their kids to catholic school.

"Inclusivity" is a modern SJW buzz word that means something akin to "lets water down anything that might look like real faith, or achievement or excellence into something nearly meaningless".   San Domenico has started that short slide from being an association for people of faith united in their pursuit of educating their children to a higher standard, to being an expensive public school with zero respect for their historic faith.