Getting Help

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.

"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

"Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forget."

Funny Book Titles

~ "Come on In! by Doris Open

~ "The German Bank Robbery" by Hans Zupp

~ "I Hate the Sun" by Gladys Knight

~ "Prison Security" by Barb Dweyer

~ "Irish First Aid" by R. U. O'Kaye

~ "My Career As a Clown" by Abe Ozo

~ "I Didn't Do It!" by Ivan Alibi

~ "Why I Eat at McDonalds" by Tommy Ayk

~ "I Hit the Wall" by Isadore There

~ "The Bruce Lee Story" by Marsha Larts

~ "Take This Job and Shove It" by Ike Witt

~ "Rapunzel Rapunzel" by Harris Long

~ "Split Personalities" by Jacqueline Hyde

Phych

Anger by the Numbers

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

I am LIVID!

Happy Birthday Navy

PC Woes

Greetings faithful readers of this blog.  

My apologies for not having posts up these last few weeks.  A perfect storm of real life, a Windows 10 update and what appears to be the ultimate battle of the anti viruses took out my blogging and home PC, capacity.  Combine all of that with a empty BJW queue and your faithful visits went unrewarded with new material.

I'm filling the queue back up this afternoon so that part of the blog will be "fixed" for the time being.  I still cannot comment on my own blog (or anything else Blogger related) which has been the case for about 3 years or so now but at lease there will be some content for ya'll.  I've got the BJW's covered thru the end of the year with some bonus material put in for good measure.

FWIW BJW falls on X-mass this year, PLUS the 12 Memes of Christmas is coming.