"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife. So he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband snorts: "'So does a case of 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's only half the price."
On the PA system: "'Cleanup on aisle 25. We have a husband down."
Question of the day:
Why is it when I go to Wal Mart, I always get stuck behind someone in the self check out lane, that doesn't have it together enough to get a job as a checker at Wal Mart?