Mr. President, Mr. President
Sir it’s me, Dog the Reporter. I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions.
Your name is “Dog”? But you’re a dog don’t you have a real name like Duke or Killer or something?
Well, Dog thats just not true. I've worked on lots of stuff as president. Like my health care drug program. It was very popular.
And don’t forget my plan to make America independent from foreign oil.
Well OK Mr. President but what about the faulty intelligence that CIA gave us that got us into the war in Iraq?
Dog, I’ll have you know I get all my information from a highly reliable source, and some of my best ideas too.
Besides I have another perfectly good reason for giving amnesty to all those Mexicans.
Yes sir, but we still follow it and you can’t be el presidente again.