Random Acts of Thinking
I want to become a vegetarian, but I'm not sure I can quit eating meat cold turkey.
I wear glasses. Doesn't that mean that *everything* I see is
an optical illusion?
I paid my psychiatrist with a reality check.
Do fishermen live in the reel world?
You want to know a really, really hugely annoyingly bad
I may not be a great artist, but I am really good at drawing
My wife and I love each other. I rub her back and she
massages my ego.
When he who lives in a glass house invites he who is without sin for dinner, bad things can happen.
You can't stop progress, but you can unplug a good chunk of
A chrysanthemum by any other name ... would be easier to
Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair
My life no longer needs an extreme makeover. Now it just
needs a complete do over.
A friend of mine has a nose ring. She keeps the volume
pretty low, though, and sets it to "vibrate" at the movies.
I'm not too handy with tools. I once got my finger caught in
Yesterday I pushed my luck. It was clearly too weak to move