All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


You Might be a Wuss IF...

Hey Billy what did you do this weekend? 

Got my butt kicked by a 71 year old man.

But such a situation took place over the weekend, prompting a pair of elderly golfers to go ballistic with a metal golf-ball finder. According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, Ronald Richardson and Donald Nieto, both 71, were teeing off at the ninth hole at the Shalimar Pointe Country Club when four teens disturbed their Saturday by blasting a loud air horn.
How lame are you when you have to "punk" some old fart with a air horn in the middle of his back swing?  Then you forget to take your jacket and go back and he catches you and whips your butt.  The article says police aren't releasing the names of the "youth's" involved in the "crime".  No kidding, talk about a serious blow to their "street cred". 

It looks like the two old duffers are in legal trouble for administering what amounts to a public spanking.  Is it a good use of public funds to prosecute this "crime". A better solution is to make them preform some community service, I mean other than the one they preformed by paddling the punks back side.  I think you could do a series of PSA spots with two old fats beating the backsides of gang bangers and let the teens in the area know that when they get caught that they will get some of the same and have the vid posted on You Tube so all their buds can see how tough they are.

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