"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when a University of South Carolina student delivered his pizza.
"Well," the student replied, "this is my first delivery, but the
other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."
"That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five
"Thanks," the student said, "I'll put it in my college
"By the way, what are you studying?"