What did the pig say on a hot summer day? – I’m bacon!
Why do bananas use sunscreen? – Because they peel.
Why are gulls named seagulls? – If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? – Because they’re shellfish.
Which letter is the coolest? – Iced t.
What do you call a snowman in July? – A puddle.
What do sheep do on sunny days? – Have a baa-baa-cue.
What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?- Show me your mussels
What do you call a fish with no eyes? – A fsh.
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet.
What does a bee do when it is hot? – He takes off his yellow jacket.
What holds the sun up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
What race is never run? – A swimming race.
When do you go at red and stop at green? – When you’re eating a watermelon.
Why did the man love his barbecue? – Because it was the grill of his dreams.
What is the best day to go to the beach? – SUNday.
What does the sun drink out of? – Sunglasses.
What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved.