A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
Consider yourself warned.
My daughter just got back from there with her boyfriend, and they had a blast. But they said they wouldn't go back, because it was too expensive.
ReplyDeleteSeems like everything that used to be fun and cheap is not as much fun and no longer cheap.
Sturgis Rally is 80% of the towns income for the year. It's too crowded for me.
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