What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What is the turkey's favorite black-tie celebration?
The Butter Ball.
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda? A turkey sand-witch.
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed.
What key has legs and can't open doors?
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.