All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

11/29/2012

Making Nate's Day


Five-Year
Genome Study Yields Evidence of Homo sapiens/Unknown Hominin Hybrid Species in
North America
 
File this under will wonders never cease.  What will happen next, proof that NASA faked the moon landings?
 
 
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5 comments:

  1. Double Minded Man5:27 AM

    Do Yeti = Nephilim?

    If one is captured, whose worldview would that shake the most?

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  2. WaterBoy11:12 AM

    HA! I saw this article and thought surely, if there is one thing that would get Nate to post on his blog again, this would be it.

    There are so many problems with this that it boggles the mind. For instance, where did the sample come from? A blueberry bagel left in some woman's backyard, who claims that the creatures visit her regularly. If that's the case, then why doesn't she have any photos or video of them? I suspect she probably got some gorilla hair or monkey hair and tainted it with her own DNA from the oils on her skin whilst handling it.

    And the vet doing the DNA analysis? She hasn't even allowed peer review of her research before announcing the discovery. Why would that be, I wonder?

    Although DMM may have a point, above -- she apparently references the unknown hominid DNA as "angel DNA" at some point. Angel, Bigfoot -- what's the diff, amiright?

    I await further data, but it doesn't look good for the Bigfootishists.

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  3. WaterBoy11:50 AM

    The most interesting piece about this was the explanation of the source of the human NDA:

    " Our data indicate that the North American Sasquatch is a hybrid species, the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens."

    A male...something...crossing with a female human. There are two options:
    A) The woman chose to have sex with...something.
    B) The woman was raped by...something.

    But to propagate a species requires multiple specimens of that species. So even if it happened once, to create a new species would mean the offspring of this union would have had to continue having intercourse with humans (unless there were multiple offspring and they engaged in incest).

    So...either there was a group of seriously disturbed humans sometime long ago...or there was a group of patriarchal rapist somethings roaming the pacific northwest...er, Michigan...er, the South...er, Texas...

    RUN FOR THE HILLS! Wait, that's where they are -- RUN AWAY FROM THE HILLS!

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  4. Res Ipsa12:20 PM

    WB,

    You're putting way too much thought into this. True believers don't need no stinking facts.

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  5. WaterBoy12:37 PM

    All in good fun, my man.

    When I saw that it was from Michigan, I thought of the Nain Rouge of Detroit. But there's no mistaking that creature for Bigfoot, being considerably shorter.

    Maybe it came from the UP. Does this mean it's migrating east? It's hard to imagine such somethings spontaneously fornicating in a few select locations all over the country.

    Look for the good doctor's documentary about this tribe (Sasquatch: The Tribe Revealed) to come out sometime next year. This press release is just the teaser. Follow the money.

    OK, I'll stop now.

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