All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


Ward 10, Precinct 3B, No Votes for Obama

This just in, NO ONE in Ward 10, Precinct 3B voted for Obama. "This is a total shock" according to Nancy Pelosi. Considering that Minneapolis is known as the Stalingrad of the Midwest, having a voting precinct that didn't have even one vote for B.O. is a total shock.

DNC get out the vote activities promise that next election they'll have better than 90% voter participation. The Black Panthers promise to make sure that they end "voter disenfranchisement" and help all the people of color in Ward 10 vote next time. Sources close to the story report that the Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were planning a protest march since no votes were counted for Obama; however one of their staff pointed out that: 1 the district in question is in Minneapolis and 2. It's winter in Minnesota and 3. It too damn cold to protest there this time of year.

They also pointed out that the, Minneapolis voting precinct is located entirely in a lake.  That last point is regarded by DNC party insiders as "quitter talk". 

In other news; Cook county Illinois, county commissioners have placed annexing the Minnesota lake on next months meeting agenda.


  1. WaterBoy10:23 AM

    I'll bet all their mortgages are underwater, too.

  2. Maybe they got some Obamamoney and its all right now.