Husband: I just saw a very beautiful woman.
Wife: Really? Then what happened?
Husband: I just kept on admiring her, on and on...
Wife (getting irritated): WHAT happened then?
Husband smiled and said: You're still here!
Impress a Girl
An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, "I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?"
The trainer replied, "Use the ATM machine outside!"