1. Fewer males are going to college.
2. Fewer males are getting married.
3. Fewer males are participating as producers in society in meaningful ways.
4. More males are living in mom's basement.
5. More males are basically drooping out all together.
This should help ugly chicks in wymyns studies majors get more dates. Feds make flirting sexual harassment.
“Defining any romantic overture as harassment merely because it turns out to be unwelcome – even if it only occurred once, and was not repeated after its unwelcomeness became known – has dire implications for dating,” he wrote. “Since no one is a mind reader, the only way to avoid ever making an ‘unwelcome advance’ is to never ask anyone out on a date.”
This only applies to colleges now. What happens next? Will they make illegal to slip into bed late at night rub your wife's butt and say "I'm feeling frisky, do ya wana..."? Crap, what happens if you didn't know she had a headache? Jail time? Castration? Sentenced to 100 hours alternating between watching Oprah, Lifetime and A&E?
You exaggerate, you know as well as I, that if a 265 lb woman with 50/50 crew cut/pixie haircut, sideburns and slight mustache gropes another woman in a womyns studies lecture hall, it won't qualify as harassment.
ReplyDeleteThats true.
ReplyDeleteThe one and only time I was accused of sexually her-assing a chick was a ugly pig faced fatty. To defend against the charge, I produced my blond fit and hot as hell girlfriend and asked the female HR MGR which girl she thought I should have sex with.
I was fired.
I'm guessing your black armor still shines.
ReplyDeleteNot so much. I thought I was being funny. It wasn't taken that way. Had I kept a cooler head everthing would have worked out fine for me. The girl was into making these kinds of statements and HR knew about it. In doing what I did, I pissed of someone who didn't like the girl and who wasn't going to act on what she said. If I had said "no it never happened" it would have been my word against hers and all would have been forgoten.
ReplyDeleteMy current boss is female. She's a good boss in a lot of ways. However, she is older and was raised in a different time and under a different set of norms than women today.