Six Florida retirees are playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Walter loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing,
but standing up.
At the end of the game, Ted looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna tell his
They cut the cards. Fred picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any
“Discreet? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my
middle name. Leave it to me.”
Fred goes over to Walter’s condo and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Fred declares: “Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to
“Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife.
“I’ll go tell him.” says Fred.