All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

6/08/2014

Mc Dojo

Vox took a momentary break from whining about SF publishing and the Jaba like creatures in the industry that don't like him anymore.  When he posts about Sci-Fi it's hard not to picture Vox as Golem slinking behind a herd of Visigoths making their way from the Weight Watchers meeting across the parking lot to the All You Can Eat Old Country Buffet sniveling; "precious, precious, my preciououousssss, see how right I am?". 

I have no doubt that Vox is right.  None at all.  He is very smart and good at recognizing trends.  It starts to grate on the nerves after awhile.  Not his being right, the whining about it. Anyway Vox decided  to talk about something different, the Self Defense industry. 

There are a couple of ways you can learn how to fight.  The first way is to go out and start fights with people.  You hit them, they hit you.  Eventually you will learn how to hit them more and harder than they hit you.  This is a long hard and somewhat anti social way to learn self defense.  If you go this route long enough it does have the added benefit that eventually you will end up in jail.  There you will get the opportunity to fight a lot.

The second way is to get someone to teach you. 

There is a whole industry built up around teaching people "self defense".  I remember Bruce Lee movies and the TV show Kung Fu being popular.  I also remember all the hype about which style is "the best".

I have a couple of thoughts on what "THE BEST" self defense method is.  It's a lot like this question, "What's the best hand gun for self defense", or this one, "What's the best kind of insurance to have".  Here is the definitive answer to these questions.  The best type of insurance is one that pays the bill when you need it.  The best kind of gun for self defense is the one that is reliably going bang and putting bullets into the bad guy.  The best fighting style is the one you can use to hurt the other guy and keep him from hurting you.

I haven't spent half my life in a dojo grabbing other guys and tossing them on the floor.  I have no idea what which is better, ching chang fu of fu chang ching.  I doubt that most of the guys yacking about it do either.  The whole thing reminds me of the which gun is better debate.  The one I shoot your hostile butt dead with when I need to, is just fine.

There are a lot of guys out there promoting themselves as "defense experts".  I suspect that some of them are legit.  I suspect that some of them are posers who posture toughness as a way to make a buck.  I suspect that like most things the guys yacking about it haven't ever got popped in the mouth by bigger guy.  Posers telling other posers how tough they are won't keep you safe.  Common sense like staying away from bad places and bad people will go a long way.  Being aware of your surroundings and being on the look out for trouble so you can avoid it will be another help.

If you can't manage that, make friends with three big guys who spent time in the big house and pay them to hang out with you all the time.  The debate about the effectiveness of chung yu tu is meaningless. 


4 comments:

WaterBoy said...

Erm...whining about whining = whining.

I understand that you think it trite that he blogs about the SF world so much. But complaining about what somebody else writes on their own blog is no less whining than whatever it is that they are complaining about.

And yes, I'm aware of the irony of me whining about you whining about Vox whining. It's a vicious cycle.

Res Ipsa said...

:-)

True.

I don't do it on a near daily basis. Vox can do what he likes. I've asked him about his fixation with this before. It's a lot like the star quarterback getting kicked out of glee club and then going on to get the lead in an off Broadway rendition of "Cats" AND THEN writing endless letters to the editor of the high school paper about how good he really was.

I get it, he got snubbed by the fat geeky kids who think they are better than everyone else. I wish he'd go back to things I enjoy reading. On the other hand I am getting what I pay for so I've got nothing to complain about.

Double Minded Man said...

Problem is, Vox likes to beat dead horses. A lot. And often. And repeatedly. And I think that with bringing Castalia House up to speed, he is probably going to continue on this horse for another 6 months.

But I've been reading his blog for over a decade and another dead horse won't stop me from coming back. If he brings up a topic I don't care about (which is usually just sports) I just skip it.

Susan said...

Vox's blog has a great record on dead horse beating. It is done in fine style. My favorite was the WWII stuff.

I suspect that this particular horse will go on not just because of his and Markku's publishing house, but because of the legal actions that Vox is currently involved in regarding the SFWA. We readers need to remember that he doesn't just end his battles, he obliterates his opponents decisively. Makes for some great entertainment.
If the title doesn't interest me, I just don't click on it.