All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


BJW -- Computers

- How do trees get on the Internet?
      They log in.

 - What do computers like to eat?

 - What do you call a space magician?
     A flying saucerer.

 - What is a computer's first sign of old age?
      Loss of memory.

 - What does a baby computer call his father?
      Instead of Da-da it says "Da-ta."

- What is an astronaut's favorite key on the computer keyboard?
     The space bar.

- What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
      It slipped a disk.

 - How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend?
      He gives her a ring, of course.

- Why was there a bug in the computer?
     It was looking for a byte to eat.

- What is a computer virus?
      A terminal illness.

 - How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral?
      He clicked on an icon and opened a window.

 - What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
      A URLologist.

- Have you heard about the Disney virus?
     It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.

 - What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers?
      He wound up with baked Apples!

- Why did the chicken cross the Web?
      To get to the other site.

- Why did the computer go to a doctor?
     It thought it had a terminal illness

- Knock-knock!
Who's there?
     I-M, who?
     I-M on the computer, and I can't answer the door.

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