All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


BJW Chuck Style

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... even a heart isn't foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.


  1. WaterBoy4:01 PM

    Nice, haven't seen any of those particular ones before.

    My own (original) contribution:

    Demons in Hell warn their children not to stand in front of a mirror and say Chuck Norris' name three times.

  2. Res Ipsa9:33 AM


  3. Susan5:00 PM

    The snowman builds itself. That is how scared of Chuck the weather is.

    Rain doesn't dare fall on Chuck Norris.

    I am so glad that things are going well for your family Res. I cannot think of anyone other than my own hubby who deserves a good turn to his luck.