Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... even a heart isn't foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.