Retiring Cop
A detective who spent his entire career in plain clothes quit the police force and bought a farm.
"What kind of crops do you plan to grow?" the police chief asked the farmer-to-be.
"Carrots and potatoes," the man replied.
"Why carrots and potatoes?" asked the chief.
"Because," answered the ex-detective, "I'm very fond of undercover crops."
Ouch! That one actually left a bruise, it hurt so much.
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ReplyDeleteShe liked it. It's now in her repertoire.
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