Thomas, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows
up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous and breathtakingly beautiful
25-year-old brunette. She is hanging on to his arm and listening intently to
his every word.
His usual golf-playing partners and fellow members of the
club are baffled and shocked. At their very first chance, they come to him and
ask, "Thomas, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?"
Thomas replies, "Girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend
-- she's my wife."
Disbelieving him, they ask, "So how did you persuade
her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," he replies.
"What? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Thomas smiles and says, "Nope, I told her I was
90."
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