Worried about an IRS
audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks
for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after
paying taxes. That's a red flag." - Jay Leno
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"The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but
doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan
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"To you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax
return on time! And remember that, even though income taxes can be a 'pain in
the neck,' the folks at the IRS are regular people just like you, except that
they can destroy your life." - Dave Barry
And all G-d's people said: "AMEN!"
ReplyDeleteI love Ronald Reagan. That man had some serious wit that could sneak up on you after you thought about it for a minute.
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