Helena High School Girls Go Braless
Kaitlyn Juvik, a senior at Helena High School in Montana, went to school in May without a bra underneath her black, off-the-shoulder tee, though she was wearing nipple stickers to prevent them from showing through the material of her t-shirt.The question I want answered is, "where were these girls when I was in high school?".
Sure I could be more reflective and mature about the topic. I could be more parental. If, as I said, my daughter did this, I would be.
I've learned at least one thing as a parent. There is no greater joy than realizing some kid is doing something stupid, and finding out that its not your child.
With that out of the way, I can re-ask the important question: "where were these girls when I was in high school?".
Seriously. As a guy I can tell you that I would have loved going to class and having some perky headlights to focus my wandering attention on. That's what teenage boys think about. All. The. Time. Heck if the female of the species even suspected half of what the male was thinking they'd all invest in burkas and bed sheets.
Well some of them would. The slutty ones would go braless.
"she was wearing nipple stickers"
Her right one must have fallen off, cause, just saying.
Either Kaitlyn is very naïve or she wanted some attention. My money is on attention. The rest of my money is on it not being a guy who turned her in. That's right I said it. Some less well endowed female with a hint of non-sluttyness and probably a tad bit of jealousy, busted her.
Get it? Busted her. Ha. Ha. Ha. These stories always bring out my inner sophomore.
I bet her dad is so proud, not because she went braless and caught some flack from the school. She got a bunch of girls at the school to do a braless protest and got national attention. What a senior leadership project.
Look on the bright side Mr. Juvik, she'll have an interesting story to put in her portfolio for college applications. She might even get some "scholarship" money, or at least some work study funds from Sugar Daddy.Com.