Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it.
When he got there, there game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a good look.
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"
In other news: Border Patrol still can't find the guy.