All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

4/25/2018

BJW - Mrs. Right

Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?"

John: "I haven't found the right woman yet."

George: "So what are you looking for?"

John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper. She's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality and money. She's got to have money. And a nice big house wouldn't hurt either."

George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!"

John: "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."

2 comments:

  1. WaterBoy10:11 PM

    OK, you've provided so many jokes for us over the years, it's time we started repaying you:

    WHITE HOUSE FENCE

    Three contractors bid on a repair to the White House fence. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

    The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

    Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That’s $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.

    The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000. That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.”

    The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$27,000.”

    The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?

    The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.

    "Done!" replies the government official.

    And that, my friends, is why D.C. is called a swamp!

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  2. Good one. I'm not sure true stores count. Still a good one.

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