Who's Your Daddy?

Astro has an interesting set of pics up at his place concerning who Obama’s father is.  Its interesting from the stand point that if Davis is Obama's father, he is constitutionally eligible to president  Is Davis Obama’s father?  I don’t know  and I doubt Obama even knows for sure.  Only a DNA test will solve it.

Ann Dunham wasn’t real choosey about who she would sleep with considering she was a nice upper middle class white teenager in the 50’s.  I think what happened was Ann got knocked up at 15 or 16, by black guy name unknown, maybe Davis maybe not.  Abortion was illegal in the USA.  She was going to have a baby.  To avoid disgrace mom and dad moved to Hawaii and got a “more acceptable” African to claim paternity.  Apparently he got to nail Ann as well.  Nobody worried about the fact that Obama Sr. was already married and according to US law, wasn’t legally able to marry Ann.  I really do think Ann went to Kenya to have the baby, but that’s another story and doesn’t matter a bit if Obama’s biological father was a US citizen.

Obama then bounced around as a kid never really adopting American values or upbringing.  He met Davis, a radical Anti-American communist labor and race agitator.  B.O. seems to have adopted his views and bought into the left wing political view point from an early age. B.O., thanks to his white grandfathers foresight had the best possible backstory for the liberal 1960’s and 70’s as well as credible, although not admissible, documentation to help back up his story.  With his back story B.O. was able to gain access to an Ivy League academic credential.  That in turn lead him to a life of easy money and politics.

The only problem is that if Obama is telling the truth and his father is from Kenya, he’s not a natural born citizen, regardless of his place of birth.  Therefor he is not eligible to be president.  Is B.O. telling the truth?  I doubt if he even knows himself.  If Ann Dunham knew who Obama’s father really was, she took that secret to her grave.

All we know is:

1.      B.O is a bastard.  Incidentally we knew that already, both figuratively and literally.

2.      B.O. is  a liar.  We’re not sure what he’s lying about or why at this point. 

3.      B.O. is the most Anti-American to ever be elected to the Whitehouse.

4.      If the Republicans run Mitt, he won’t do anything different than B.O.  Sure the payoffs will go to different people, but the corruption will be the same.