Election

I admit it, I'm having a hard time with this election.  On one hand there is a pro abortion, pro butt sex, neo-socialist, big spending, lie through his teeth flip flop artist who belongs to a wacko church that is based on discredited racial theories, war monger, whose main goal in life is to give his buds a chance to loot whats left of the empire, and other we have Barack Obummer.

With Ron Paul out that only leaves Gary Johnson.  Who would have thought that in Amercia a guy who is pro ponography, pro prostituion and pro drug use would be the most moral man running and the best chance for not tanking whats left of my country.  It seems that all hope is lost, that is, until now.

Give me Fred till I'm dead!

On education:

"I am replete with ideas for scholarly progress and social improvement. For example, any student who curses or assaults a teacher will be expelled, instantly and forever. (“But Fred,” you say, “The poor things, they will end up in prison.” Exactly. They would anyway. Let’s get them started. Think of it as advanced placement. We could call it Head Start.)"
 

On good Government:

"Next, I will have members of Congress officially designated as ducks by the National Park Service. States vary as to when duck season opens, but this is a matter of States rights. For a small license fee in the capital itself, citizens will be permitted to erect duck blinds along Pennsylvania Avenue. I imagine the use of duck calls which will squawk, “Quaaack Pork, graft, corruption, little boys awwwk!”
 

Go here to read his whole platform.  IF we all write him in we might still have a chance.