WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ...
The Yoko club?
Oh no.
The German philosophy club?
I. Kant.
The Ford-Nixon club?
Pardon me?
The Arafat club?
Yessir.
The Ebert movie club?
Roger.
The Groucho Marx club?
You bet your life.
The Peter Pan club?
Never. Never.
The Japanese theater club?
Noh.
The quarterback club?
I'll pass.
The compulsive rhymers club?
Okey-dokey.
The Spanish optometrists club?
Si.
The anti-perspirant club?
Sure.
The procrastinators club?
Maybe next week.
The Self-Esteem Builders?
No - they probably would not accept me anyway.
The Agoraphobics Society?
Only if they meet at my house.
The Co-Dependence Club?
Can I bring a friend?
The Prayer Group?
God willing!
The Opthalmologists Club?
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The Wishy-Washy Club?
Maybe.
The Statisticians Club?
Probably.
The Universalists Club?
Absolutely.
The Society Against Scales?
No weigh.
He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore."
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