One day a florist went to a
barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his
bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left
the shop.
When the barber went to open his
shop the next
morning, there was a 'thank you'
card and a dozen
roses waiting for him at his
door.
Later, a cop comes in for a
haircut, and when he tries
to pay his bill, the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the
shop. The next morning when the barber
went to open up,
there was a 'thank you' card and
a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a
haircut, and when
he went to pay his bill, the
barber again replied,
'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this
week.'
The Congressman was very happy
and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber
went to open up, there were a
dozen Congressmen lined
up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates
the fundamental difference between the citizens of our
country and the politicians who run it.
Hey, at least the Congressman reciprocated in kind like the florist and the cop before him, by giving him a dozen of his stock-in-trade: other bureaucrats.
ReplyDeleteThat's like a doctor giving you a free case of syphilis because you came in for a flu shot.
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