All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


Odds and Shorts

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired."  Everyone laughed.  The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.  He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.

My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a Peeping Tom?
What's Forrest Gump's email password?

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

1 comment:

  1. Tommy Tookalook is how I heard the Eskimo peeper joke.