To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.