All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!



I saw a commercial today.  I've seen this one before, but today I confirmed what I thought I heard the first time I saw the ad.

The ad was for a new car, a Mini-Cooper.  They claim that it has "legendary go-cart handling".  I remember go-carts.  I don't think there's been a revolution in go-cart technology that has escaped my notice.  I can't see how this is a positive feature in an automobile.

At least no one will ever be able to sue them for false advertising.


  1. Yeah hit a bump and it will bust your balls and rattle your kidneys. That's the kind of car I want.

    Kidneys, that reminds me. I have to measure my urine output and document it every time I go to the restroom. I thought about posting a picture of what urine looks like when you have bladder cancer on my blog. Think that will gross everybody out, Res?

  2. Res Ipsa5:07 PM

    Naw, I don't think anybody will mind.

  3. Anonymous8:22 AM

    It's your blog, do as you like.

  4. black9:52 AM

    Hang in there, Outlaw. You have a great attitude and are a blessing to many... more than you most likely know.

  5. Outlaw, as long as there's no smell, the pic will just be a pic.