All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


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I'm not as eloquent a man as I'd like to be.  Sometimes I don't have the right combination of words, tack and sophistication to make a point the way I should.  They say that a picture is worth a thousand words.  There are somethings that a young man needs to know about women.

This is what she looks like getting ready for your wedding:

This is what she looks like getting ready for your 20th wedding anniversary:

Please pass this on to the young males in your life.  They need to know before its too late.


  1. Giraffe8:51 AM

    Of course they won't believe you.

  2. No, but they should be warned.

  3. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Where is Susan?

    What no comment?

  4. Susan8:06 PM

    Oh dear, am I really that predictable? LOL

    I have to admit that even when I was a kid, I never did a total soap like that one photo.

    That would be one hairy woman. Or she fell into one big-assed mud bog and rolled around in it.

    If anon is expecting some female indignation, ain't gonna happen. These photos are too funny.

  5. Susan8:08 PM

    With regards to my own son finding a good woman, I was more concerned with wanting her to be able and willing to cook a meal, deal with a home, that kind of thing. Yes, appearance is important, but so are other things.

    He found one, and their first anniversary is coming up this month.

  6. Congratulations to your son.

    I borrowed both of those pics from a website that is run by a women. She had them in a different context but I thought they were funny.

  7. Besides my post isn't strictly true. Women seldom let the caves get that bad if they wear skirts. After marriage guys learn about the preverbal "church shave". That's when the legs get shaved just enough to make sure she looks good in a church length dress, and then only on Sunday.

  8. Susan8:19 AM

    That is why it is good that somebody invented the dipilatory stuff like Neet, Nair and that kind of thing. Or waxing, if you are a brave soul.