ALBUQUERQUE, NM (KOAT/CNN) - Friday afternoon on the corner of Virginia Street and Central Avenue, a neighborhood known for prostitution, an undercover cop says 58-year-old Donald Jones hooked up with Keli Gilbert in a very peculiar way.
Police say Jones was observed picking up Gilbert at the corner. Police followed him to a local McDonald's, into the drive-thru where they picked up a snack.
The criminal complaint says the two then drove to U.S.S. Bullhead Memorial Park, where the cop approached the car and "observed Keli through the passenger window quickly pulling up her pants."
After being confronted, police say the woman admitted Jones bought her food in exchange for sex.
Police say both Gilbert and Jones were arrested.Some say that prostitution is a victimless crime. I don't see how that could be true in this case. Who knows? He could have got the clap and she could have got high cholesterol.
On a more serious note, either this chick is supper ugly, or the economy is doing much worse than anyone thought. I haven't been trough drive thru in a while. Last I remember it, a extra value meal was what six bucks?
UPDATE
I did a little search for a mug shot. I'm not sure if this is her or not, but the profile info and allies fits.
Please no jokes about likeing special sauce and/or getting an In and Out burgger.
ReplyDeleteOk, you can joke all you want, its not like I'm gonna try to stop you.
If the economy gets as bad as I'm led to believe, there will be a lot more of this.
ReplyDeleteIs that a big mac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
ReplyDeleteBUT officer its just a quater poundher
ReplyDeleteWould you like fries with that?
ReplyDeleteGives a whole new meaning to "happy meal".
ReplyDeleteSex for a $6 value meal? Looks like Vox was right on the deflation point, after all....
Six bucks seems kinda cheap.
ReplyDeleteDepends on the meal, but that's about the price for a single- or double-cheeseburger meal.
ReplyDeleteUnless he asked her to supersize him and she demanded he reciprocate.
Six bucks seems kinda cheap.
ReplyDeleteFor sex.
"Unless he asked her to supersize him and she demanded he reciprocate."
If you're doing happy meal hookers "super size" is not a problem.
"Six bucks seems kinda cheap.
ReplyDeleteFor sex."
Yeah, that's the deflation. They'll take what they can get in this economy. Even just a meal.
So if six bucks buys you a romp with a chick who looks like that, does $12 get you a chick that looks twice as good? I think I could spring for the $30 to get a chick that looked 5 times better.
ReplyDeleteMarket prices are hardly ever strictly linear like that. Nor are they usually based on a single quality, like looks. You also have to factor in things like availability due to supply and demand: what is the current supply of candidates at the desired attractiveness level, and how much competition is there from other men for their services? You might find that the 5X better prostitute might demand 50X the price (say, a nice steak dinner at a swanky 5-star restaurant, including a bottle of Dom Perignon).
ReplyDeleteMan you are putting way too much thought into this.
ReplyDeleteI've never priced a hooker, so I'll take your word for it.
"I've never priced a hooker"
ReplyDeleteNeither have I; it's just an excuse to make jokes about prostitutes and the economy.
Since when do we need an excuse?
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