All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

10/15/2013

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' 
 
The florist was pleased and left the shop.  When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen  roses waiting for him at his door. 


Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries  to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' 
 
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts  waiting for him at his door. 
 
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when  he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied,  'I cannot accept money from you.  I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.  The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined  up waiting for a free haircut. 
 
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
 

2 comments:

  1. WaterBoy1:28 PM

    Hey, at least the Congressman reciprocated in kind like the florist and the cop before him, by giving him a dozen of his stock-in-trade: other bureaucrats.

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  2. That's like a doctor giving you a free case of syphilis because you came in for a flu shot.

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