All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

5/07/2014

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto hitch their horses outside a saloon and go inside for a beer. Soon after, a man walks in and asks, "Who owns the silver horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I do. What's the problem?"

The man says, "You better go look at him. I think he's hot."

The Lone Ranger goes outside to check on his horse, and sure enough, the horse is overheated and distressed.

"Quick, Tonto, run circles around Silver. You will create a draft and cool him down."

Tonto starts running around the horse to cool him down, and the Lone Ranger goes back into the saloon to enjoy his beer. Soon after, another man walks in and asks, "Who owns the silver horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger again replies, "I do. What's the problem now?"

"You've left the Injun running."

4 comments:

Outlaw X said...

Rasciss!

Res Ipsa said...

What if I'm part Indian?

Susan said...

I have a pinkie fingernail's worth of Indian on my maternal side if that helps. This joke left me chuckling all day when I read it.

To anyone who is think bad thoughts, I would say to get a life and stop nitpicking over everything.

How are you doing Outlaw?

Outlaw X said...

I am doing fine Susan, thanks for asking.