All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


ABC's of Honesty

Wife: "How would you describe me?"


Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!" 


  1. WaterBoy4:21 PM

    Wife (picking up cast iron frying pan): "Leaves me no option. Pray quickly, rascal! Skillet time!"

  2. Mrs WB would never do that. She would never Gove you that much warning.

    1. WaterBoy8:16 PM

      Husband: "UNCLE! Very wisely xamine your zeal!

  3. Susan6:00 AM

    I am thinking that this fellow knows the actual answer to that proverbial age old question, "Does this make me look fat?"

    Not many fellows are lucky enough to either have a wife who never asks that question(me) or they know how to be diplomacy itself. Third option is they know how to duck and cover really well.

    Some women don't realize the truth behind the statement "never ask a question that you are not going to like the answer to".