Texas boy suspended for saying he could make classmate ‘disappear’ with ‘Lord of the Rings’ sorcery
Kermit Elementary School officials called it a threat when the 9-year-old boy, Aiden Steward, in a playful act of make-believe, told a classmate he could make him disappear with a ring forged in fictional Middle Earth’s Mount Doom.
“I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,” the boy's father later wrote in an email. "If he did, I'm sure he'd bring him right back."Young Aiden is what is known as a horrible trouble maker. So far this year he has been suspended 3 times. That's right suspended 3 times since the start of the school year. What is this kid doing, selling crack or arranging contract killings? No it's worse than that. He referred to a kid as "black" and brought an educational book to school. What kind of parents do this kid have? He should know better than to bring books to school. It's nigga not black, don't these crackers listen to rap?
In other fantasy fiction related news Obama has submitted a budget to congress that proposes over $6,000 in tax increases for every man woman and child in the United States. Even with that hefty tax increase he still wants to spend 2 trillion dollars more than the government takes in in revenue. The good news is that he claims the budget will be balanced in ten years. Apparently he is expecting to still be in office then so he can keep that promise.
We're kicking the wrong people out of the wrong places in this country.