Cause I can’t post on politics all the time.
Finally some government grant money wasted on useful scientific endeavors. Researchers in
The magical figures are (S+C)*(B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.
It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom,
C represents how spherical the buttocks are,
B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while
F records the firmness.
V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and
T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.
Now if the Brits could master another scientific equation (B*V)+T=GOH
V=Velocity of brushing,
GOH=Good Oral Hygiene
They’d be all set.
What I want to know is, where do I apply for the research grant to determine the perfect boobies?