All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

3/16/2013

Hot Blooded

Who says tortoises are cold blooded?

Mating Tortoises Cause Fire:

An English couple believes that their pet tortoises' mating ritual was responsible for the fire that destroyed their conservatory and garage, the Evening Gazette reported.
 
Everybody together now, sing.
I'm hot blooded check it and see.
Getting busy at 103.
Comon baby it be all right,
Let's do it over by heat light.
I'm hot blooded.
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded! YEAH!
 
Bastardizing 70's rock songs since 1984.  Enjoy the ear worm!



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3 comments:

  1. Sigyn5:09 PM

    An English couple believes that their pet tortoises' mating ritual was responsible for the fire that destroyed their conservatory and garage, the Evening Gazette reported.

    Now I've got a mental image of tortoises wearing feathers and beads and dancing gracefully around a bonfire before--

    --Before my brain mercifully shuts down. *shudder*

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  2. Res Ipsa6:54 PM

    I could use my blog to enlighten, entertain or torture. I could take the high road, or I can cutler the place up with hard shell turtle sex.

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  3. WaterBoy8:32 PM

    "Both tortoises perished in the blaze"

    What a way to go, though....

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