Obama Bummed

President Obama’s Kenyan Brother Believes He’s Been a Victim of Possible Voter Fraud and ‘Racist’ Press Coverage.

Abong’o Malik Obama wants to have a career in politics like his half-brother, President Barack Obama. However, hours after the polls closed in Kenya’s elections last night, Mr. Obama said he wasn’t sure whether his bid to be governor of Siaya County was a success and he is concerned the election results may have been tampered with. He’s also extremely angry about tabloid coverage of his campaign.

“It’s impossible to tell at this time, the whole system crashed,” Mr. Obama told Politicker when we called him Tuesday morning to inquire about the election. “We have no idea, it’s still hanging out there, and I myself am extremely disappointed and there is a high risk that the results may be manipulated.”
 

Dear Mr. Obama,

We hate election fraud too.  In our last election here in the States that fraud was committed by supporters of your brother.  You should know that bitching about racism, works best when white liberals feel bad that they have money.  In a country made up mostly of poor blacks, its not a sure thing.  This is especially true if you come from a rich black family that has been in power and benefiting from the misfortunes of other blacks. If you want to be successful in politics like your brother, you should a.) stuff the ballot box with votes FOR you, and b.) not whine about being black to other blacks.

Sincerely,
Someone who wishes Obama's ruled only in Africa.

Update:

It's official he lost.  Too bad that's not the way it went down here.