This week in the news, Colorado Governor John (I hate freedom, love rape and mass shootings) Hickenlooper decided that surfs living in Colorado have no basic right to defend themselves. To that end he signed laws outlawing various aspects of gun ownership.
In other news the Department of Homeland (in)Security decided that since Colorado and New York are limiting the ability of their citizens to defend themselves, now would be a great time to let Saudis (you know the guys who pulled off 9-11) get in the country and on airplanes with less security checks than normal Americans. You can still feel safe though. TSA will continue grouping your grandmother and preforming anal cavity searches on 3 year-old, just in case they have an illegal set of toenail clippers.
Hell meet hand basket.