All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


Weekly Wrap Up

This week in the news, Colorado Governor John (I hate freedom, love rape and mass shootings) Hickenlooper decided that surfs living in Colorado have no basic right to defend themselves.  To that end he signed laws outlawing various aspects of gun ownership.

In other news the Department of Homeland (in)Security decided that since Colorado and New York are limiting the ability of their citizens to defend themselves, now would be a great time to let Saudis (you know the guys who pulled off 9-11) get in the country and on airplanes with less security checks than normal Americans.  You can still feel safe though.  TSA will continue grouping your grandmother and preforming anal cavity searches on 3 year-old, just in case they have an illegal set of toenail clippers.

Hell meet hand basket.

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