All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!


BJW Christmas Eve Edition

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it soot's him
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A: A pack of batteries which at the bottom says "toy not included".

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.

The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.

A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…’ He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new…’ He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother’s room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…’

Husband: A man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.

1 comment:

  1. WaterBoy9:53 PM

    Funny stuff, as always. Thanks for the laughs.