On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain
New Year's Day Prayer for One and All
Dear LordSo far this year I've done well.
I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help. Amen
Happy New Year, one and all! May the next one be better* for you than the last.
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May you and your Mrs. have a great 2015 Res, along with both the young Ipsas.
ReplyDeleteAnd blessings to all who comment and read here. May you all have a great next year.
A special shout out to Outlaw X, whose comments and wit are always appreciated. Happy New Year Outlaw X.
Thank you Susan. Happy New Years to you and yours too.
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