All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.



Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

5/20/2015

GOOFY BOOK TITLES AND THEIR AUTHORS

"Chest Disease" by T. B. Cough
 
"Lung Cancer" by Iwanna Smoke
 
"Johnny Appleseed" by Seymour Trees
 
"Scratchy Sores" by Ivan Awfulitch
 
"The Cat Burglar" by Jimmy Windows
 
"Crazy People" by Yurin Idiot
 
"The Heaviest Load" by Linda Hand
 
"Conceit" by Ima Snob
 
"The Dairyman's Dilemma" by John Utterlost
 
"Irritating People" by Yura Pest
 
"Archery Lessons" by Amy Arrow
 
"Fruity Deserts" by Barry Flavor
 
"History of Plastics" by Polly Ethylene
 
"How to Make Orange Juice" by Squeeze M. Dry
 
"The Awful Wreck" by Bob N. Weave
 
"The Final Decision" by Will E. Provit
 
"The Great Escape" by Buster Clink
 
"Cut to Pieces" by Sam A. Rye
 
"The Trumpet Solo" by Willie Toote
 
"First Chinese Phone" by Walkie Talkie
 
"Police Weapons" by Billy Club
 
"The Great Explosion" by Dinah Mite

1 comment:

  1. What? No "The Yellow River" by I.P. Freely and "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts? Classics.

    Nice Res.

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